Have a chuckle...
Kissing and Social Networking
I was going to just do a journal entry about kissing, but then it turned into a little more...........
I saw this picture that someone had shared on tumblr that had been pinned on Pinterest by someone, but that I had actually already pinned from someone else (hopefully it was from the actual source). Then someone else put the picture on their Facebook page who then shared it on Google+ who then made a short video with the picture (among other pictures) and added a lovely soundtrack of their favorite band to post on You Tube. Then the person that got it in her Google+ posted it to her Flickr and to her Blog that reached out to her RSS readers who some then re-shared on their blogs and shared on their Facebook or tumblr, etc, etc . If you follow all that then you're amazing.
Here is the picture I saw (I cannot find the original source):
The first sentence I mentioned that starts out " I saw this picture" in the above paragraph is true. The rest could very likely be true. Social networking is definitely here to sray!
<original Source for above image (or so I think this is the original source) > Social networking
But... enough about that crap (which I completely participate in a lot of that crap and will probably do even more of it one of these days) ................Now onto kissing, so have a chuckle and get hot on me Okay, you probably wont get too hot.
I Googled the word "kissing" and found this one site that I thought was , um... funny, for lack of a better word. here is the site Kissing , but this is the jest of what I gathered from it:
Kissing techniques
1)soft, slightly opened mouthed lips mean you are open and ready, the article does say this invitation is not for family members or for those you must kiss. So... don't be kissing your spouse with this mmmmm kiss.. LOL
2) don't start with tongue right away, wait for your partners responsiveness from your little gentle kisses.
3) remember to swallow your saliva before the kiss.
4)then if the little kisses are working and your partner hasn't gagged yet, then go for the "lock lips" kiss.
5)breathe
6) hands... don't just hang them loose, help that kiss mean something by holding your partners face or head.
7) if all is going well, lay it on deep.
Now... here are some quotes from the article that I laughed about:
> "Get caught looking (briefly) at the other person's lips"
> " If you notice that your lips are a bit too wet, pull away and discreetly purse them to bring the extra spit back into your mouth"
> " you'll be able to breathe softly through your nose while you're kissing. If that's not possible, though, break away for a second to take a breath."
> "Test using tongue" "with your partner's lower lip between both of yours, lightly run the tip of your tongue over it. If you can move it slowly, even better."
> "Try deeper and harder strokes if your partner seems responsive." <<<< Yes this was about kissing!
> "Gently nibble your partner's lips (optional)."
> "Don't break out the biters too much. They should be an occasional perk, not the main attraction"
> "Pull away for a moment to look into your partner's eyes, whisper something in his or her ear, or simply catch your breath and marvel at your good fortune."
wheeewwwww, is it hot in here???? LMAO
Now go kiss someone and don't think too much about this article when you do, HA!
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